Secrets

Don't tell me what your life is like
I've no idea why I should care
I don"t get the fascination
Don't know why you're on the air
Maury seems to be upset
He wants what you say to make me fret
But as it turns out I don't really feel your pain

CHORUS:
Bitch with Jerry
Cry on Oprah
I'll just turn my volume down
Spill your guts to Dr. Laura
And I'll just spin my dial around
I got my problems and regrets
And I want you to keep your secrets

BRIDGE:
You live your life and I'll live mine
And I won't have to hear you whine

Keep your troubles to yourself
They don't mean anything to me
You're just another babbling idiot
As far as I can see
Montel wants you to emote
But I'd prefer you rest your throat
'Cuz I don't want to hear a word you say

(Chorus)

 

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